Mary-Kate Olsen's new (bad) boyfriend

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Hello and welcome to Gossip Time, a weekly guide to the stars by Allie Jones. Today, we’re analyzing a rare relationship pap stroll from Mary-Kate Olsen. This post is just for paid subscribers; if you’d like to sign up, you can do so in the box below.

I love to learn anything about the Olsen twins. They are the rare A-listers who say they want privacy and actually mean it, so anytime they choose to share something with the public, I feel like they are giving us a gift.

For example: Ashley Olsen has never confirmed that she got married to Louis Eisner in 2022 and then had a baby boy (reportedly named Otto) sometime last year. We got zero photos of the wedding, her pregnancy, or the baby, and we probably never will. The only thing we really know about the Olsen-Eisner family is whatever can be gleaned from this photo Eisner posted of Olsen on Instagram in 2021: