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Jun 21Liked by Allie Jones

Not gonna lie, I still miss Suri's Burn Book.

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Prime reading on my bookshelf.

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Jun 21Liked by Allie Jones

2024 America needs Bennifer to stay married like 2008 America needed Jennifer Aniston to have a baby

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Jun 21Liked by Allie Jones

I hate this I hate this I hate this. Hate! This!

Like, don't stay in a marriage that isn't working for you, but HATE THIS.

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Jun 21Liked by Allie Jones

😪I seriously thought they were endgame.

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Jun 21Liked by Allie Jones

Jessica Biel has "please please please" on repeat 😏

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Jun 21Liked by Allie Jones

baby suri! aw.

jt’s eyes are haunting in that mugshot. big yikes. and jessica biel looks like amanda knox in that pic?!

every pic of ben affleck is worse than the last—he always looks slimy or bored or both.

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Jun 22Liked by Allie Jones

OMG Suri!!!! Really amazes me that one of the most famous actors in the WORLD is a deadbeat dad and it's just never talked about.

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He’s at TSwift concert missing her graduation. Dead to me.

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I KNOW!! He's awful and it's reported "oooh look Tom Cruise is a Swiftie too!"

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Isn’t it weird that he was there? By himself? I’m confused.

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Very! He's one of the weirdest people!

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Your “memo to me” 😂 also: “help”

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Is it just me or would Siri do an excellent job playing Kate Middleton in some future limited-run TV streamer?

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Omg totally!

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