I lolled multiple times, especially at the Hilary Duff update, but I think “a gossipy eighth grader?” took me out the hardest. Your commitment to journalism remains unmatched 🫡
I'm just going to say: if the kids wanted to hang out, they could have done so at J Lo's home. Going to a family dinner and sitting at separate tables your kids is giving "wer're not a family, they are on a playdate". In an expensive (I assume) restaurant, no less.
"Though can you IMAGINE their jokey Instagram statement announcing it? Heaven forfend." — I prayyyy they stay together forever so I never have to live through this announcement
I lolled multiple times, especially at the Hilary Duff update, but I think “a gossipy eighth grader?” took me out the hardest. Your commitment to journalism remains unmatched 🫡
Agreed. And it was definitely a gossipy eighth-grader 😉
“…I’ve met Blake twice.” Say a lot with a little Kaitlin Olson!
Blake seems like the worst wife a coworker could bring to the office Christmas party 🫤
Special Wednesday edition about Olivia Nuzzi, pretty please? 😈
I’VE REALLY MADE IT, MAMA. (also hahahahaha yikes)
sorry Blake is too busy fulfilling her Squad contract and attending at least every other home Kansas City Chiefs game.
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS !!!!
As someone who begged the movie theater in Brazil for the legends of the fall poster it pains me to say this but we I mean… https://slate.com/life/2024/09/brad-pitt-girlfriend-movie-angelina-jolie-lawsuit.html
We I? Anyway you get the point!
I'm just going to say: if the kids wanted to hang out, they could have done so at J Lo's home. Going to a family dinner and sitting at separate tables your kids is giving "wer're not a family, they are on a playdate". In an expensive (I assume) restaurant, no less.
"Though can you IMAGINE their jokey Instagram statement announcing it? Heaven forfend." — I prayyyy they stay together forever so I never have to live through this announcement