I lolled multiple times, especially at the Hilary Duff update, but I think “a gossipy eighth grader?” took me out the hardest. Your commitment to journalism remains unmatched 🫡
I'm just going to say: if the kids wanted to hang out, they could have done so at J Lo's home. Going to a family dinner and sitting at separate tables your kids is giving "wer're not a family, they are on a playdate". In an expensive (I assume) restaurant, no less.
"Though can you IMAGINE their jokey Instagram statement announcing it? Heaven forfend." — I prayyyy they stay together forever so I never have to live through this announcement
“…I’ve met Blake twice.” Say a lot with a little Kaitlin Olson!
I lolled multiple times, especially at the Hilary Duff update, but I think “a gossipy eighth grader?” took me out the hardest. Your commitment to journalism remains unmatched 🫡
Agreed. And it was definitely a gossipy eighth-grader 😉
Blake seems like the worst wife a coworker could bring to the office Christmas party 🫤
I’VE REALLY MADE IT, MAMA. (also hahahahaha yikes)
sorry Blake is too busy fulfilling her Squad contract and attending at least every other home Kansas City Chiefs game.
Special Wednesday edition about Olivia Nuzzi, pretty please? 😈
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS !!!!
As someone who begged the movie theater in Brazil for the legends of the fall poster it pains me to say this but we I mean… https://slate.com/life/2024/09/brad-pitt-girlfriend-movie-angelina-jolie-lawsuit.html
We I? Anyway you get the point!
I'm just going to say: if the kids wanted to hang out, they could have done so at J Lo's home. Going to a family dinner and sitting at separate tables your kids is giving "wer're not a family, they are on a playdate". In an expensive (I assume) restaurant, no less.
"Though can you IMAGINE their jokey Instagram statement announcing it? Heaven forfend." — I prayyyy they stay together forever so I never have to live through this announcement