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I'm going to spend some time thinking about Hugh Grant's history as a father, thank you

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What caught my attention this week was Ariana's PR puff piece for her bf, Ethan Slater in GQ.

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Gag

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"He laughs, blushing; I, too, laugh, blushing."

Aw shuck, infidelity and infants!

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It’s so gross. “You fell in love on the set of this movie, tell us about that.” Bro was married wtf 😭

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I just read over in the comments on a DeuxMoi blind item that Ariana Grande had a fling with Jimmy Fallon of all people. Gruesome twosome indeed. She loves a married man it seems

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Thank God for you during these times

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The gasp that left my lips at reading your headline! And I kind of love that Steve Kazee is a messy bitch

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Bear with me y’all, I don’t know if the Steve Kazee shade is really referencing the sony email hack, because that infamous piece of text starts AHAHAHA, not HAHAHHA 😂

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An important distinction!!

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The way I fully GASPED at these news. I really thought that they were solid! Just as I did about him and Jenna Dewan! I guess I'm just overly invested in Channing Tatum's relationships!

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Oh I was all in on Jenna and Channing, Step Up was my favorite movie for so long, I wanted to keep thinking their love was a fairytale. Then I woke up lol I had a feeling this wouldn't last, I'm still surprised they went beyond dating and got engaged. Like...why?

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If I were Zoe, I might have been a bit icked out by that skin on skin post, especially if I were asleep when he took the photo.

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What a glorious mess and I don’t mean the election.

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So Hugh cheated on his girlfriend with his ex girlfriend and they each had a baby only three months apart? Messy!

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I don't think it was so much cheating as semi-open relationships that both ended up with children as part of it all. If I remember it seemed like the women got along with each other, knew about the overlapping relationships and weren't bothered by it. To all of their credit, they seem to keep the children out of the public eye and there doesn't seem to be any acrimony there.

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“Ten toes down” WTF?

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This was just the roller coaster of emotions I needed this election day. I think my fav part of the Tatum caption was “me and you back to back against it all” when I saw the headline on twitter last week about them breaking up I literally gasped and just needed a moment. I supported this Ship!!! The famous blue slip dress she wore in that papz photo.. rent free in my mind. They gave us so many looks? The bike pic? Stop they JUST DID ALL THAT PRESS💀

The paragraph on Hugh Grants baby mama births was. Such a great reading experience thank you.

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So much to unpack here, but the bits that jump out to me most are 1/ why is magic mike holding Zoe kravitz like a baby? (/Posting such a weird looking selfie of her asleep) And 2/ wtf is that Hugh Grant baby timeline and why isn't it talked about more?

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I think this will be her adventure on the bi side next

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God but I love my Lingua Franca stuff.

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