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I love remembering that Minka Kelly and the Imagine Dragons guy are together because out of all her public serial monogamies (lol), it feels like the best match yet?? Like of COURSE the ID guy gets swole and dates Minka Kelly, that’s the trying-to-be-a-hunk pipeline, but they both seem really into it therefore I am 😂

Side note, I am deceased at the Gigi/BC pap walk body language. They look like Roblox characters

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lol she is always so into whoever happens to be monogamist of the year!! her and trevor noah- i thought they were end game. i mean credit to her, she has had a lot of good relationships!

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OBSESSED with that vows column. So much low-key shade. Her original byline for this was: “Katherine Rosman was stranded in a snowstorm at the wedding venue and spent the night in a top bunk in a cabin with some of the bride’s friends from high school.”

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Sooo good

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^ Just came here to post the same thing! Amazing

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That vows column is my Roman Empire!

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A little out of nowhere but...your mention of Minka Kelly reminded me of other serial celebrity daters such as Annabelle Wallis and (before they married) Kelly Preston and Emma Heming. I’m intrigued. Do these women have a particular gift for dating celebrities? Are they just around them so it’s their dating pool?

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I loveee this topic maybe I’ll do a post on it!

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i don’t know about the others you mentioned. but i’ve also always been so intrigued by minka’s dating. and the fact that every show she’s starred in since she decided she was too good for FNL has flopped.

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No not the hat again!!

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Really liked this piece / article, seriously thank-you.

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Hahahah the rebrand of Jan 6 is too good I’m cackling

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