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Jennifer S.'s avatar

I'm always suspicious of couples who have reallllllly long engagements AND have a baby. It's like, you've made the ultimate commitment!! Fish or cut bait, people!

And speaking of relationships that don't sound like ANY fun, Delany and BJ sound like their's is....awesome. O_o Yikes.

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Barbara's avatar

The Delaney clip … that is such a red flag, that whole answer … run, girl, run!!! He is the problem!!!

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Jessica's avatar

When she was like “I was the problem”!!!! Oh girl.

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Alyssa's avatar

I can't even watch the clip, the quotes are bad enough lol

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Kelly Williams's avatar

The amount of second-hand embarrassment I get watching Katy Perry concert clips. I want to go melt into a hole and never see the light of day again.

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Katy Donahue Wynn's avatar

BJ Novak gives me Tobey Maguire vibes and I will not be elaborating further

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Jess's avatar

💯

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Elinor Abbott's avatar

that katy perry dancing clip was...next level 🫣

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Ryn Leigh's avatar

Delaney, girl. All this for RYAN? Think about what skit you would make out of this and run.

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Jess's avatar

The way that you would have to waterboard out of me the fact that I felt like I needed to “rap for my motherfucking life on this one” about at 45 year old man when I was 29 and he was “not sure”. Podcasts are free 🙃🙃

Oh boy…. the amount of secondhand embarrassment I feel for her as I woman in her mid 30s is off the charts. 📈 I hope she is able to find some peace away from BJ.

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Rachael's avatar

The amount of weapons-grade manipulation she described (presumably) BJ pulling on her makes me want to join a convent.

The fact that she referred the relationship as being "cuffed up" is also incredibly telling?

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Riya's avatar

omg they broke up!!! I just saw!

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Phoebe's avatar

Okay, Ms. Jones, you are officially my No. 1 spot for celebrity news https://people.com/katy-perry-orlando-bloom-end-engagement-break-up-11749873

And I raced here to say that!

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E G's avatar

verrrry juicy

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EJ's avatar
Jun 13Edited

He's the problem.

Ignoring red flags essentially deprives people the opportunity for relationship growth; give her a long hug and sever.

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Grace S's avatar

I reaalllyyyyy wanted you to make a joke like ...something something...Orlando: "I need space. No, not THAT space!!"

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Laura Nuyen's avatar

my mind is blown that Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are still in a relationship, how did I miss this?

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