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Mar 31, 2023Liked by Allie Jones

She whispered "10% off at GOOP with the code GOTCHABITCH"

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2 violent addicts who abused their exes and have never had a stable relationship in all 30 years of their life. Sounds like a perfect match to me.

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I think this is my favorite paparazzi pic of all time

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Omg yes

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2 violent addicts who abused their exes and have never had a stable relationship in all 30 years of their life. Sounds like a perfect match to me. At least he’s not underage like her ex or married like her cringe throuple with brooklyn beckham.

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Cackling at "Legolas, 46"

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HOW can you pick a favorite moment from the trial of the century!

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Mar 31, 2023·edited Mar 31, 2023Liked by Allie Jones

Why is Orlando Bloom feeling Zelensky’s heartbeat tho 😭

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Apr 2, 2023Liked by Allie Jones

Gwyneth's heavy gold jewelry won the day for me! I think I read one necklace was $22,000 and sold at Goop? Plus she had a gold watch and heavy gold bracelet too. Loved it, no dainty jewelry for Gwyneth that we might have not noticed.

The loser was the gum chomping on the last day. I'm sure Blythe taught her better than that. It was honestly surprising.

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Speaking of divorce watch 2023, Harry and Megan? I work in CA family law as a forensic accountant, and there's been some buzz. *shrug*

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Ooh say more!

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2 violent addicts who abused their exes and have never had a stable relationship in all 30 years of their life. Sounds like a perfect match to me. She has to date another musician for her new album soon bc she still can’t sing and was still using/name dropping her ex (whom she dated as a teen) who has been married for half a decade which tbh wasn’t working. The media lets Selena lie about her drug use, her kidney transplant from said use and abuse of the underage boy she dated at age 18. She’ll come out the victim when she heads to rehab 4 soon I am sure don’t worry. At least it’s better than the chainsmoker Selena jumped on for her threesome who still had a girlfriend or the married Peltz beckhams Selena went stage 5 clinger on for attention.

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Mar 31, 2023Liked by Allie Jones

They are both are saying weird shit when they could just say nothing at all! But I love mess so...

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