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Jun 28Liked by Allie Jones

Matty Healy has the physique of a diseased Victorian child, so I definitely CANNOT imagine him doing what Travis did.

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🤣🤣🤣 this is too accurate and good

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Jun 28Liked by Allie Jones

this newsletter makes my week on any given friday, but the summer house reference was just...chef's kiss

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OBSESSED with summer house...best show on bravo imo

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Jun 29Liked by Allie Jones

what does Justin Timberlake have on her

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Jun 28Liked by Allie Jones

You feed my soul, you really do

bye bye Bennifer, we barely knew ye

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Jun 29Liked by Allie Jones

I love your deadpan use of devastatingly insipid quotes from “sources.” Your touch is light yet deadly.

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Jun 28Liked by Allie Jones

there's just something soothing about watching a rich people love story evolve irl. and those two are just way to charming, can't help but watch what becomes of them.

Also I would have dumped my husband's if he ever behaved like Timberlake. Driving under influence is NEVER okay. We recently had a case here where someone was DUI and killed a young father. But somehow people (mostly men) always seem to think they are under control. bah.

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the end of bennifer 2 hurts worse than the first

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