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Not me hoping Jessica Biel was joining the club too 😭 you survived this round Justin...

Not a single one of Brad's kids speak to him, yet his bonkers fans still think Angelina was the problem.

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How delulu does the BP press team need to be by sneaking in anything about reuniting with the children 😑😑😑

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Haha so much Vuori. But this is also me and my husband on walks in LA too. So.

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Why is this exactly what I wanted without knowing ❤️. You are so skilled!

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"what in the Paris filter" brought me to my knees

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"Hoping to eventually rebuild" is a mouthful of hedging if I've ever heard it.

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I hope for the best for Jessica Simpson but the styling shes doing now is so dated to me. Less obnoxious than Katy Perry but similar vein. Evovle some!

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I just woke up and thought she had a standard poodle in her lap in that picture on her 🫣 nope, just a coat 😆

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I have a sad feeling Jessica won't get divorced while Justin has a job. Something about spending very little time together seems to keep them going.

Though that might just be friendly competition since I'm a Jessica who is married! These things comes in threes!! Kidding of course, there's no contest as I'm married to a woman.

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A fun fact about the Jessicas is that both their husbands went to Yale together. Cash & Eric Johnson were class of 2001 and they used to go to reunions as couples. At least I remember them going to one in like 2016 or so when I was studying there.

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I guess Baldoni kinda knows he’s done for? So… he needs to go big with a lawsuit as a kind of retirement cheque/check? It’s just gross but.. Blake is gonna be just fine.

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Can't wait to get your informed read on the ongoing Justin vs Blake battle!

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“Sources” will never not make me laugh.

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No these 2 Jessicas finished their relationships last year. Most likely waited until holidays or after to make it public, outside their family. Come on

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I know I remember last fall J simp’s team told people they were living separate lives aka unofficial separation. Not sure why anyone is surprised. I think she’s going to use it to renter being a pop star. Nothing super wrong with it but it’s weird to ask for privacy (look for our kids bs) then have all your team leak stuff. He’s not even a celeb even less than Cash and has never sought public attention. I don’t see him putting any pr to combat what she is implying. That said he sucks if he cheated but I’m sure there are 3 sides I mean he stuck with her through her deep alcoholism she has been open about. I’m sure both have responsibility for whatever went wrong most likely.

I’m not wishing anyone divorce. I don’t think anyone should tbh re the other Jessica

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Yes I agree about not wishing divorce. It’s weird to be rooting for a marriage to break up.

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