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Mar 16Liked by Allie Jones

Bradley Cooper “shares” a kiss the way I share my pb m and ms, which is to say not at all and I don’t.

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Mar 16Liked by Allie Jones

American Riviera Orchard is just too many syllables

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Mar 16Liked by Allie Jones

American Riviera Orchard reminds me so much of Meryl Streep’s cafe/bakery and house in It’s Complicated, with a side of As Good As It Gets and Goop. If there is not breezy white linen and a whimsical French cafe soundtrack, I don’t want to know.

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Mar 16Liked by Allie Jones

I've read that the Santa Barbara area is called 'the American Riviera', but even as a Meghan fan (yes, I am), I think it sounds too consciously a declaration of "who needs Europe, we have fancy stuff in America too" And unless she's making jams from her own backyard, exactly where is this orchard (You know the British tabloids are going to be chasing down the provenance of the fruit used in her jams and jellies).

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I love Bradley and Gigi separately, but not a single picture of them together makes me think that they’re even good friends never mind l*v*rs

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wow Preserve feels like a fever dream

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Mar 15Liked by Allie Jones

“It is very chill and low-key to have a movie theater in your home, that’s true.” Made me giggle.

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Mar 16Liked by Allie Jones

Did Gigi cut her hair? All the straight haired girlies are getting bobs/lobs

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Meghan Markle is really far too obsessed with her own handwriting.

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