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“I am praying that this movie does well, because it seems very important to the people involved.” 💀💀💀

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Taylor posting about a marvel movie and linking to buy tickets is so cringe

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Didn’t Bradley’s ex Jennifer Esposito have some not so nice things to say about Bradley?

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“Strenuous” 🙈

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Are they really trying to position Bradley and Gigi as a serious couple? 😵‍💫

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“pregnancy chiropractor” ????? !

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I know lol

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I actually have some pretty reputable wild tea about the Bradley / Suki breakup and TRUST he is bad.

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Message me anytime! :)

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That Lolita photo. Yikes

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That got me too. Her description of it being “fetishized” is spot on. Absolutely groomed her. Ugh.

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tbf Bradley Cooper got rave reviews in all the broadsheets here for Elephant Man!

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wait, what is happening with the godkids sperm donor line at the bottom of the t-swift screenshot, tf ...???

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It’s Taylor writing in the style of Blake/Ryan Reynolds’s Instagram humor 🫣

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oh dear (and thank you)

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Yea wut?!

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So is he basically just his character from Wedding Crashers IRL?

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“Lamenting Shiksas” covers about everyone

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Didn’t Bradley Cooper get sober at some point?

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“I am praying that this movie does well, because it seems very important to the people involved.”

I can’t even stop laughing. I’m not sure I’ve ever been wowed by celebrity gossip writing before. But you have floored me. So good. So well done. What a treat.

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If only we could measure our days in gossip time. All other time is useless.

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Is she his daughter?

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