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I think Gigi Hadid and/or Emrata will have another baby.

I think Sophie Turner will have a baby with her billionaire boyfriend.

I think more celebrities and artists will out themselves as DJT / Musk stans ala Nick Jonas.

Lorde will finally release another album and get Brat-like attention for it.

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Ok one more thing, I think Michelle Williams is going to return to acting this year and win an Oscar (FINALLY).

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Your first sentence really has me rooting for Gigi Hadid and Emrata to have a baby together

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The dream!!!!!!

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Lorde blew me away with her first album. Would love another one like it!!!

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Ok I love these; esp the Lorde prediction

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These are searingly on point except I think baby Tim will slide away from Jenner so gently that even she won't notice for a few months.

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I concur

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Bennifer are not actually done. I will die on this hill.

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💯

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Okay, I don't predict this, but wouldn't it be fun if Bennifer 2.0 happened again. I mean just really full circle.

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I think Leo and latest model will get engaged!!?? I think being 50 will make it seem reasonable/palatable for the first time?

Taylor Swift pregnancy. Being 35 *gasp* sometimes freaks us out

Meghan and Harry split rumors tabloid bonanza all year, but they will stubbornly hang on and wait until 2026 to split.

Kim K will go full MAGA

Fin.

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Co-sign the Kim K.

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I think Jessica Biel will divorce JT and be VERY quiet about it.

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Ooooh, this makes me hope he gets caught with some other lady again and Jessica Biel is all “whatever, we haven’t been married since ______” à la the sneak attack celebrity covid babies (“guess what I was pregnant and now here’s our 5-month-old!”)

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Ahhh the Blake lively prediction…. Could her comeback attempt be linked to the new sexual harassment lawsuit she just filed against Justin baldoni? TIS THE SZN!

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I also agree with the baby predictions for the millennial girlies. I can see Taylor & Travis having a baby before marriage. I predict they will be pregnant & engaged or some form of that.

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Eek Lively’s filing tho

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I co-sign most of these. I also think there will be a royal divorce, though not Meghan and Harry— probably Will and Kate.

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